comedic · any · ~1 min · 171 words
Nicola monologue (Act 3) — Arms and the Man
Come: don’t be so contrary with me. I’ve some good news for you. (_He takes out some paper money. Louka, with an eager gleam in her eyes, comes close to look at it._) See, a twenty leva bill! Sergius gave me that out of pure swagger. A fool and his money are soon parted. There’s ten levas more. The Swiss gave me that for backing up the mistress’s and Raina’s lies about him. He’s no fool, he isn’t. You should have heard old Catherine downstairs as polite as you please to me, telling me not to mind the Major being a little impatient; for they knew what a good servant I was—after making a fool and a liar of me before them all! The twenty will go to our savings; and you shall have the ten to spend if you’ll only talk to me so as to remind me I’m a human being. I get tired of being a servant occasionally.
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