Play on Words

comedic · any · ~1 min · 126 words

Nicola monologue (Act 3) — Arms and the Man

(_with dogged self-assertion_). Yes, me. Who was it made you give up wearing a couple of pounds of false black hair on your head and reddening your lips and cheeks like any other Bulgarian girl? I did. Who taught you to trim your nails, and keep your hands clean, and be dainty about yourself, like a fine Russian lady? Me! do you hear that? me! (_She tosses her head defiantly; and he rises, ill-humoredly, adding more coolly_) I’ve often thought that if Raina were out of the way, and you just a little less of a fool and Sergius just a little more of one, you might come to be one of my grandest customers, instead of only being my wife and costing me money.

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