Play on Words

dramatic · any · ~1 min · 164 words

Gibson monologue (Act 1) — The Gibson Upright

Who is it?... Wait a minute! [_He takes a pad and writes_]: "Central Associated Lumber Companies." ... Wait a minute. [_Looks at a slip in a pigeonhole of his desk._] Oh, yes, you called me yesterday.... This is Mr. Ragsdale?... No, no, Mr. Ragsdale, I don't think I'm going to do any business with you. You asked me forty-eight dollars a thousand on 200,000 feet.... No, your coming down half a dollar a thousand won't do it.... I say seventeen cents won't do it.... Hold the wire a minute. [_Looks for letter in pigeonhole, but finds it in his inside pockets. Then he holds it open, looking at it beside the telephone as he speaks._] Hello!... No; I was right; there's nothing doing, Mr. Ragsdale, I know where I can get that 200,000 feet at forty-five dollars.... I say I know where I can get that lumber at forty-five dollars.... No; I can get it. There won't be any use for you to call up again.... Good-bye!

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